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  • The Hot Dog People

    By Kyle J. Hayes

    In some strange alternate reality, some people prefer hot dogs to hamburgers.

    I have met them. I have sat across from them at cookouts and watched them bypass the glorious charred perfection of a well-made burger, only to reach for a tube of compressed mystery meat nestled in a soft, lifeless bun. I have seen them take that first bite, unashamed, unrepentant as if they have not just committed a crime against good taste.

    And I have wondered—who are these people?

    It became a quest.

    Not to convert them—no, that would be too easy. But to understand them. To learn their ways. To find meaning in the madness.

      A burger is a masterpiece. A perfect balance of fat and heat, of patience and instinct. It is the reward after standing at the grill, feeling the sizzle, the weight of responsibility to get it just right. It is the satisfaction of the first bite, the juices running down your hand, the cheese melted into the patty, binding it all together in a moment of pure, uncomplicated pleasure.

    A hot dog?

    A hot dog is just there.

    It does not require craft. It does not demand skill. It has already been made, formed, and processed for submission. It is a food of convenience, of speed, of reliability. It doesn’t challenge. It does not aspire to be more than what it is. It is a factory-made product designed for maximum efficiency; that is precisely the appeal for some.

    It could be Nostalgia. Maybe it’s not about the food at all.

    A hot dog is baseball games, summer fairs, and backyard barbecues where your uncle hands you one straight from the grill, still too hot, wrapped in a napkin. It is simple, uncomplicated childhood comfort, a relic of an era when processed food was a promise of the future, not something to be questioned.

    Maybe the hot dog people aren’t actually wrong. Perhaps they’re just chasing a memory.

    And maybe that’s what makes the hot dog so enduring. It does not require wealth or time. It is the food of the ballpark, the street vendor, and the corner cart at 2 AM when you need anything to soak up the night’s bad decisions.

    It is democratic. It is accessible. It is for everyone.

    And while I still believe in the greatness of a burger—the craft, the care, the perfect balance of flavors—I have learned to respect the hot dog. Because food is not just about taste. It is about ritual, memory, and meaning.

    So, in this strange alternate reality, I find myself at a cookout, burger in one hand and hot dog in the other. I take a bite of each.

    And for the first time, I understand.

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  • The Undeniable Greatness of Thriller

    The Undeniable Greatness of Thriller

    By Kyle J. Hayes

    Long live the King.

    I could try to keep this short, but the truth is, I could write an entire book on why Thriller deserves its place—not just on this list, but in the DNA of music itself.

    There are albums, and then there are events. Thriller was an event—a moment in time that did not just shake the industry—it reshaped it, changing what music could be, what it could do, and how far it could reach.

    There is no overstating its impact.

    The music is impeccable—a seamless fusion of pop, R&B, funk, and rock so well-crafted that it still sounds fresh, commands movement, and makes crowds lose themselves the moment those first few beats drop. The production? Flawless. Quincy Jones and Michael Jackson created something more than an album—they built an experience, one that still ripples through the culture decades later.

    The visuals? Revolutionary.

    “Billie Jean”—the video that shattered the glass ceiling—was the first by a Black artist to grace MTV. “Thriller” is not just a music video but a cinematic event, proof that pop music could be high art and that visuals could be just as iconic as sound. The red jacket, the single white glove, the penny loafers on their toes—he didn’t just sell records—he built iconography.

    And the cultural significance? Untouchable.

    Michael Jackson didn’t just break records—he broke barriers. Thriller was not just Black music. It was music. Period. It crossed over, took over, and made it impossible for the industry to ignore the fact that Black artists were not just supporting acts but the main event. It wasn’t just about a sound—it was about a shift. A Black artist dominates the charts, screens, and airwaves without compromise.

    And then there’s the movement.

    Play a beat—just a snippet—from Beat It, Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’, Billie Jean, or Thriller, and watch what happens. Shoulders roll, feet tap, and bodies move before the brain realizes it’s responding. That is not just a great album. That is something greater, something primal, something stitched into us whether we know it or not.

    The greatness of Thriller is not up for debate.

    It was, and still is, a force of nature. An album that didn’t just live in its time but transcended it. The standard by which every pop album since has been measured and still falls short.

    Long live the King.

  • Listening Without Fear: On Fearless

    Listening Without Fear: On Fearless

    By Kyle J. Hayes

    First and foremost, let me be clear—I am not a Swiftie.

    Not in the way some people are, anyway. Not in the way that fills stadiums, crashes Ticketmaster, and dissects every lyric like it holds the key to some hidden truth. Until recently, Taylor Swift existed as a name, a phenomenon, but never as a voice I had taken the time to truly listen to.

    And yet, here she is, Fearless, sitting on the list of the greatest albums of all time. So, I listened. No expectations, no nostalgia, no personal history tied to these songs. Just me, the music, and whatever came of it.

    What I found was…unexpected.

    The radio-friendly hits were there—the shimmering, wide-eyed anthems of young love and fairytale endings. Songs meant for teenagers in bedrooms, soundtracking first loves and heartbreaks that felt like the end of the world. And on the surface, that should have been enough for me to check out, to say, “This isn’t for me,” and move on.

    But below the surface? There was something else.

    Emotion. Honesty. A kind of raw sincerity that I couldn’t identify with but could feel.

    It’s in the way “Fifteen” aches with the quiet realization that youth does not know itself until it is already gone. It’s in the longing of “You Belong With Me,” the yearning that feels too big for the body that holds it. And it’s in “White Horse” where the fantasy shatters, and you are left holding the broken pieces of what you thought love would be.

    I won’t sit here and pretend this album was made for me. It wasn’t. But that’s the thing about great music—it doesn’t have to be for you to reach you.

    And Fearless reached me.

    Not in the way that changed my life, but in the way that made me stop, make me listen, and make me respect the artistry behind it. Taylor Swift, even in the early years, knew how to craft a song, how to take simple emotions and make them feel grand and universal.

    I was pleasantly surprised. And maybe, just maybe, I’m curious enough to see where this journey leads.

    Because if this is where she started, then what does the future hold?

  • The Unpopular Truth About “Rumours”

    The Unpopular Truth About “Rumours”

    By Kyle J. Hayes

    I know some of you are already sharpening your knives.

    I’ve come ready to fight because Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours” is on the list, and I don’t believe it deserves to be. There, I said it. And I stand by it.

    Look, I get it. Rumours is one of those sacred cows of rock and roll. The kind of album people mention in hushed, reverent tones as if saying it’s less than a masterpiece is blasphemy. It has sold millions. It is beloved. It is a soundtrack to breakups and breakdowns, a cornerstone of ’70s rock.

    And yet—

    For an album that is supposed to be so emotionally charged, so soaked in heartbreak and betrayal, why does it feel so safe? Rumours never really cuts deep, never really digs beneath the surface. It’s clean—almost too clean. The music is pleasant, the lyrics are easy to follow, and the message is clear. And maybe that’s precisely the problem.

    Simple music. Simple lyrics. Simple message.

    That doesn’t make it bad. It makes it OK. But great? Top-tier? One of the best albums ever made? That’s where I tap out.

    As a band, Fleetwood Mac has always felt a little overrated to me—better than average, but not by much. And this album, for all its polish, does not move me the way an excellent record should. It does not challenge. It does not provoke. It does not force me to wrestle with something bigger than myself. It is digestible and easy to listen to for people who want the illusion of pain without having to sit in it for too long.

    Before you come for me, let me be clear—I don’t hate this album. It has its moments. Dreams is iconic. Go Your Own Way is an anthem. And sure, The Chain is a solid track with its steady build and brooding intensity. But these are moments, not revelations. This is a good record—maybe even an excellent pop-rock record—but an all-time great album? That’s another level entirely.

    And for me, Rumours, just doesn’t get there.

    People will say, “But it’s about the band’s real-life turmoil! They were falling apart! The emotion is real!” And sure, the context is dramatic. However, context does not always translate into depth. An album isn’t great just because it was born out of chaos—it’s great when it feels like chaos. When it bleeds on the floor. When it forces you into its world, whether you like it or not.

    Rumours never did that for me.

    So yes, it’s OK. It’s catchy. It’s well-produced. But does it belong at the top of rock and roll’s greatest albums?

    Not in my book… You may now bring out the Pitchforks.

  • In Defense of the Lawnmower Beer

    By Kyle J. Hayes

    Beer has become complicated.

    Once, it was simple—just barley, water, hops, and yeast. A drink for the working man, the tired, and the thirsty. But then came the craft beer revolution, and suddenly, it wasn’t enough to drink a cold one after a long day. Now, beer had to be an experience. It had to be aged in whiskey barrels, infused with Madagascar vanilla, brewed with organic, free-range hops cultivated by monks in the Swiss Alps.

    And in this overcomplicated, overanalyzed, overhyped world of artisanal nonsense, one beer remains unchanged.

    The Lawnmower Beer

    You won’t find it on a curated tasting menu, poured into a tulip glass, or discussed in hushed tones by bearded men in flannel debating the merits of IBUs ( International bitterness units). No, the lawnmower beer lives far from that world, tucked away in forgotten gas stations, in the dusty bottom rows of convenience store coolers, in the hands of someone who doesn’t care about hop varieties—they just want something cold, crisp, and earned.

    Because that’s what the lawnmower beer is—a beer that exists for a purpose.

    The Taste of Satisfaction

    A lawnmower beer isn’t a craft brew. It isn’t strong. It doesn’t challenge you. It isn’t brewed to be dissected. It is brewed for relief. For that first sip, after you’ve spent hours cutting grass, sweat sticking to your skin, the smell of earth lingering on your clothes.

    It is light but not flavorless. Cold, but not soulless.

    It is the first thing you reach for when you step back, look at your work—the grass trimmed, the edges clean, the job done—and let out that long, satisfied sigh. Crack the can, take a swig, and everything is just right for a moment.

    The Beer of the People

    The lawnmower beer is not about prestige. It is about community. It is the beer of cookouts, front porches, tailgates, and fishing trips. It is the beer handed to you by your neighbor after you helped him move a couch, the one your uncle always drank while flipping burgers on the grill, the one your father cracked open after finishing the yard on a sweltering Saturday.

    This beer is America’s beer. Not the pretentious America, the Instagram-filtered, small-batch, single-origin IPA America. No, this is the average America built on hard work, small victories, and simple pleasures.

    A lawnmower beer is not trying to be anything other than what it is. It is refreshing, crisp, and damn near perfect in its purpose.

    Not everything in life needs to be complicated.

    Sometimes, a beer just needs to be cold.

    And sometimes, that’s enough.

  • The Wall We Build, The Wall That Breaks Us

    The Wall We Build, The Wall That Breaks Us

    By Kyle J. Hayes

    I first saw The Wall as a teenager. Back then, I didn’t have the ears to truly hear it. I watched it the way you watch something forbidden—half in awe, half in confusion, knowing you were witnessing something profound but not yet possessing the weight of experience to carry its meaning.

    But later—much later—I listened. Truly listened. And something inside me cracked.

    There is a pain in Roger Waters’ voice that is not just sung, not just performed but bled onto the record. A pain so heavy, so relentless, that at times it is too much. There are moments when the music presses down on you like an ocean above your head, where you feel the weight of every note and lyric threatening to pull you under. And sometimes, I have to stop.

    Because The Wall does not let you listen passively. It drags you into the depths of alienation, grief, and self-destruction. It is the sound of a man unraveling, brick by brick, Wall by Wall. And if you have ever known that kind of pain—the kind that isolates, the kind that suffocates—then you know.

    You know.

    And that is why this album is undeniable. That is why it belongs here, among the greatest albums ever made. Because music is not just about sound—it is about truth. And there is truth in these songs. A raw, unfiltered, merciless truth that lays itself bare in “Hey You” and “Comfortably Numb” in the slow descent of a mind consumed by its own darkness.

    There is another Pink Floyd album on this list. It is brilliant. It is genius. But for me—this is the one. The Wall does not just demand to be heard. It demands to be felt.

    And no matter how many times I return to it, no matter how often I have to turn it off before I am swallowed whole, I know this:

    It belongs here. Among the greats. Among the albums that changed everything.

    And once you truly listen, you will know it too.

  • Greatest Albums of All Time

    Greatest Albums of All Time

    Held by the Sound

    By Kyle J. Hayes

    Some albums ask for your attention. Others demand it.

    Tapestry does something different—it holds you. From the first notes pounded out on the piano, there is no question that Carole King means every word she sings. There is no artifice, no polish designed to smooth over the cracks of raw emotion. This is a woman speaking her truth, and you are either coming along for the journey or being left behind.

    And you will come along.

    Because how could you not? The music pulls you in with an intimacy that feels almost too close, too familiar—like sitting across from someone who has stripped themselves of all pretense and is telling you, in no uncertain terms, exactly what they have seen and felt.

    This is not just songwriting. This is testimony.

    Something in the way she sings—earnest, unguarded, vulnerable—makes you trust her. When she says, “You’ve Got a Friend,” you believe it. When she aches through “It’s Too Late,” you feel the weight of everything left unsaid. And when she reaches “(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman,” it is no longer just a song—it is a moment, a reckoning, a realization that this is not just an album but a blueprint for something deeper, something more profound.

    And I must have replayed it too many times to count.

    Because some songs do not just get heard—they settle into you, become a part of you, and shape how you understand love, loss, and longing. And that is what Tapestry does. It is not just one of the greatest albums ever made but one of the most felt.

    When the last note fades, you realize you were never simply listening. You were traveling, feeling, remembering. And for an album to do that—to take you somewhere and leave you changed—that is greatness. That is why it is on this list.

    And that is why it will never leave mine.

  • Chasing the Sound

    I am not a musician. Never have been. Never will be.

    There is no hidden talent waiting to be discovered, no secret virtuosity buried in my bones. My fingers do not dance over keys, my voice does not soar, my hands have never bent an instrument to my will. If music is a language, I am a listener—nothing more, nothing less.

    But if there is one thing I do have, it is love. Deep, abiding, obsessive love. A love that has shaped the way I see the world, that has scored the highest and lowest moments of my life. Music is not just sound—it is memory, it is history, it is an entire world condensed into three minutes and forty-two seconds of melody and truth.

    And yet, I have been starving.

    Somewhere along the way, I built a cage out of my own taste. I found the artists I trusted, the ones who never missed, the ones who spoke in a language I already understood. And I stayed there. I convinced myself that good music was a known quantity, that the search was over, that I had already found the best and could close the door behind me.

    But art is not meant to be safe. It is not meant to be comfortable. And in my hunger for the familiar, I had stopped listening. Really listening.

    So I am making a choice.

    I am stepping outside of the walls I built for myself and working my way through Billboard’s Top 100 Albums of All Time. One by one. No skipping. No excuses. Just me, the music, and my unfiltered thoughts.

    This is not about agreement. It is not about validation. It is about discovery, about stretching myself past what I think I know. Maybe I will find something that changes me. Maybe I will confirm my suspicions that some albums just aren’t for me. But either way, I will be listening.

    Because music is bigger than taste. Bigger than opinion. It is history and culture and revolution. It is joy and pain and longing. It is the closest thing we have to time travel, a way to reach back and touch something real, something that once was.

    So I will listen. And I will write. Not as an expert, not as a musician, but as a man searching for something he didn’t even realize he had lost.

    Let’s see where this takes me. K.H